Driving Rules in The Gambia

Read these rules. Learn these rules. Love these rules.

1. If I am bigger than you, I have right of way. Always.
2. Rule #1 takes precedence over every other rule.
3. I will drive where I want, when I want, even if it involves driving the wrong way on a road or cutting across all traffic.
   
4. I will honk my horn loudly and repeatedly to say either a) hello or b) get out of my way. It is often hard to distinguish between these two purposes.
5. Never forget rule #1.
   

I hope these rules will be helpful if you ever are driving or walking in The Gambia.